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wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

(Source: thebachelorsparty, via foreveralone-lyguy)

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via toocooltobehipster)

collegehumor:

QUIZ: Town In Wales or Fantasy Castle?
Are these fantasy places with silly, made-up names, or are they just in Wales? You be the judge.

collegehumor:

QUIZ: Town In Wales or Fantasy Castle?

Are these fantasy places with silly, made-up names, or are they just in Wales? You be the judge.

cracked:

“Make it gross, Number One.”
5 Movie Jokes You Missed If You Only Speak English

#5. Star Trek: The Next Generation Is Full of References to Silly Anime
In the episode “The Icarus Factor,” the Enterprise’s first officer, William Riker, has to deal with personal issues concerning his estranged father that he thinks can only be achieved by whaling on him with a stick. Hence Riker challenges his father to Anbo-jyutsu, a made-up Japanese-esque martial art played in an arena with the Japanese character for “star” written in the middle and the words “Ataru” and “Ramu” beside it. There is also a Japanese banner in the back that reads “Urusei Yatsura.” I’d make a joke about how that translates to “tits and ass,” but it wouldn’t actually be a joke.

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cracked:

“Make it gross, Number One.”

5 Movie Jokes You Missed If You Only Speak English

#5. Star Trek: The Next Generation Is Full of References to Silly Anime

In the episode “The Icarus Factor,” the Enterprise’s first officer, William Riker, has to deal with personal issues concerning his estranged father that he thinks can only be achieved by whaling on him with a stick. Hence Riker challenges his father to Anbo-jyutsu, a made-up Japanese-esque martial art played in an arena with the Japanese character for “star” written in the middle and the words “Ataru” and “Ramu” beside it. There is also a Japanese banner in the back that reads “Urusei Yatsura.” I’d make a joke about how that translates to “tits and ass,” but it wouldn’t actually be a joke.

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thefrogman:

Off the Leash by Rupert Fawcett [tumblr | facebook | store]

(Source: theamericankid)

(Source: theseinfeldshow, via haha-l-m-a-o)

tattoolit:

"They are the roses in December; you remember someone said that God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.”
J.M. Barrie, Courage

tattoolit:

"They are the roses in December; you remember someone said that God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.”

J.M. Barrie, Courage

(via fuckyeahtattoos)

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

(via tastefullyoffensive)

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

(via heyfunniest)

collegehumor:

Bored of pretending to get a text message to look cool? Try these apps instead.

Finish reading —> 6 Phone Apps to Make You Seem Way Cooler Than You Are